Selamat pagi, good morning, sugeng enjing….
Setelah menerima comment dri seseorang yang tidak saya kenal, mari kita namai dia john doe, akhirnya saya terketuk untuk melongok ke akun “pritilan urip” yang sudah sekian lama saya abaikan. Pada awalnya saya berpikir “ngapain sih nulis lg?” tetapi setelah membaca kembali postingan saya yang pertama hingga terakhir, ada perasaan yang telah lama hilang tiba-tiba muncul kembali, klo orang jawa bilang “mak bedunduk”…mari kita menulis lagi…
Untuk tulisan yang pertama, saya ingin menulis tentang perjalanan ala bacpacker pertama saya bersama istri ke bromo…
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Author Archives: jussac
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Hard Reset E70
Here are the instructions to perform a soft or hard reset the Nokia E70:
A soft reset is a reboot of your phone. Your settings remain.
A hard reset erase all your data and brings your device back to factory defaults.( backup first !)
To perform a soft reset:
Type *#7780#
Enter ’security code’ . Default ’12345′.
Confirm by pressing ‘yes’
To perform a hard reset:
Type *#7370#
Enter ‘security code’ , Default ’12345′.
Confirm by pressing ‘yes’
Singkatan untuk Chatting, Twitter, dan SMS
Menarik sekali perkembangan dunia maya belakangan ini, selain dihujani dengan gadget-gadget yang terintegrasi dengan jejaring sosial, semacam Facebook, Twitter, Friendster, Myspace, etc, masyarakat juga dihujani dengan perbendaharaan kata yang “relatif” baru. Bila dulu sempet ngetrend bahasa gaul “bikinan” Debby Sahertian yang lazim digunakan oleh “kaum begaol”, maka di dunia maya, berikut ini adalah kata-kata yang lazim digunakan didalam percakapan. Semoga menambah pengetahuan
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Abbreviation |
Meaning |
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<3 |
heart |
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404 |
I haven’t a clue |
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A3 |
Anyplace, anywhere, anytime |
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ADN |
Any day now |
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AFAIK |
As far as I know |
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AFK |
Away from keyboard |
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ARE |
Acronym-rich environment |
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ASAP |
As soon as possible |
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A/S/L? |
Age/sex/location? |
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B4N |
Bye for now |
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BAK |
Back at the keyboard |
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BAS |
Big a** smile |
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BBIAB |
Be back in a bit |
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BBL |
Be back later |
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BBN |
Bye bye now |
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BBS |
Be back soon |
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BEG |
Big evil grin |
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BF |
Boy friend |
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BFD |
Big f***ing deal |
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BFN |
Bye for now |
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BG |
Big grin |
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BIBO |
Beer in, beer out |
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BIOYIOP |
Blow it out your I/O port |
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BL |
Belly laughing |
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BMGWL |
Busting my gut with laughter |
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BOTEC |
Back-of-the-envelope calculation |
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BRB |
Be right back |
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BTA |
But then again… |
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BTDT |
Been there, done that |
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BTW |
By the way |
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BWL |
Bursting with laughter |
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BWTHDIK |
But what the heck do I know…? |
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CICO |
Coffee in, coffee out |
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C&G |
Chuckle and grin |
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CNP |
Continued in next post |
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CRB |
Come right back |
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CRBT |
Crying real big tears |
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CU |
See you |
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CUL |
See you later |
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CUL8ER |
See you later |
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CYA |
See ya |
|
CYA |
Cover your ass |
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CYO |
See you online |
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DBA |
Doing business as |
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DFLA |
Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA) |
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DL |
Dead link |
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DLTBBB |
Don’t let the bed bugs bite |
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DIKU |
Do I know you? |
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DITYID |
Did I tell you I’m distressed? |
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DOM |
Dirty old man |
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DOS |
Dozing off soon |
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DQMOT |
Don’t quote me on this |
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DTRT |
Do the right thing |
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DWB |
Don’t write back |
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E2E |
exchange to exchange |
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E2E |
e-business to e-business |
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E2E |
employee to employee |
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E2E |
end to end |
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EG |
Evil grin |
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EMFBI |
Excuse me for butting in |
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EMSG |
E-mail message |
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EOM |
End of message |
|
EOT |
End of thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
|
ESAD |
Eat s**t and die |
|
ETLA |
Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA) |
|
EWG |
evil wicked grin |
|
F2F |
Face to face |
|
FAQ |
Frequently-ask question(s) |
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FC |
Fingers crossed |
|
FISH |
First in, still here |
|
FLA |
Four-letter acronym |
|
FMTYEWTK |
Far more than you ever wanted to know |
|
FOMCL |
Falling off my chair laughing |
|
FTBOMH |
From the bottom of my heart |
|
FUBAR |
F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition |
|
FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt |
|
FWIW |
For what it’s worth |
|
FYI |
For your information |
|
G |
Grin |
|
GA |
Go ahead |
|
GAL |
Get a life |
|
GIGO |
Garbage in, garbage out |
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GD&R |
Grinning, ducking, and running |
|
GF |
Girlfriend |
|
GFN |
Gone for now |
|
GGP |
Gotta go pee |
|
GIWIST |
Gee, I wish I’d said that |
|
GL |
Good luck |
|
GMAB |
Give me a break |
|
GMTA |
Great minds think alike |
|
GOL |
Giggling out loud |
|
GTRM |
Going to read mail |
|
GTSY |
Glad to see you |
|
H&K |
Hug and kiss |
|
HAGN |
Have a good night |
|
HAND |
Have a nice day |
|
HHIS |
Hanging head in shame |
|
HIG |
How’s it going |
|
HT |
Hi there |
|
HTH |
Hope this helps |
|
HUB |
Head up butt |
|
IAC |
In any case |
|
IAE |
In any event |
|
IANAL |
I am not a lawyer (but) |
|
IAW |
I agree with or In accordance with |
|
IC |
I see |
|
IGP |
I gotta pee |
|
IHA |
I hate acronyms |
|
IHU |
I hear you |
|
IIRC |
If I recall/remember/recollect correctly |
|
ILU or ILY |
I love you |
|
IM |
Immediate message |
|
IMCO |
In my considered opinion |
|
IMHO |
In my humble opinion |
|
IMing |
Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game |
|
IMNSHO |
In my not so humble opinion |
|
IMO |
In my opinion |
|
IMS |
I am sorry |
|
IOW |
In other words |
|
IPN |
I’m posting naked |
|
IRL |
In real life (that is, when not chatting) |
|
ITA |
I totally agree |
|
ITIGBS |
I think I’m going to be sick |
|
IWALU |
I will always love you |
|
IYSWIM |
If you see what I mean |
|
J4G |
Just for grins |
|
JBOD |
Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.) |
|
JIC |
Just in case |
|
JK or j/k |
Just kidding |
|
JMO |
Just my opinion |
|
JTLYK |
Just to let you know |
|
k |
ok |
|
KISS |
Keep it simple stupid |
|
KIT |
Keep in touch |
|
KOTC |
Kiss on the cheek |
|
KOTL |
Kiss on the lips |
|
KWIM? |
Know what I mean? |
|
L8R |
Later |
|
L8R G8R |
Later gator |
|
LD |
Later, dude |
|
LDR |
Long-distance relationship |
|
LHO |
Laughing head off |
|
LLTA |
Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
|
LMAFO |
Laughing my f**king a** off |
|
LMAO |
Laughing my a** off |
|
LMSO |
Laughing my socks off |
|
LOL |
Laughing out loud |
|
LRF |
Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment) |
|
LSHMBH |
Laughing so hard my belly hurts |
|
LTM |
Laugh to myself |
|
LTNS |
Long time no see |
|
LTR |
Long-term relationship |
|
LULAB |
Love you like a brother |
|
LULAS |
Love you like a sister |
|
LUWAMH |
Love you with all my heart |
|
LY |
Love ya |
|
LY4E |
Love ya forever |
|
MorF |
Male or female |
|
MOSS |
Member of the same sex |
|
MOTOS |
Member of the opposite sex |
|
MTF |
More to follow |
|
MUSM |
Miss you so much |
|
NADT |
Not a darn thing |
|
NFG |
No f*****g good |
|
NFW |
No feasible way or no f*****g way |
|
NIFOC |
Naked in front of computer |
|
NP or N/P |
No problem |
|
NRN |
No response necessary |
|
OIC |
Oh, I see |
|
OLL |
Online love |
|
OMG |
Oh my God |
|
OTF |
Off the floor |
|
OTOH |
On the other hand |
|
OTTOMH |
Off the top of my head |
|
PANS |
Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to “POTS”) |
|
PAW |
Parents are watching |
|
PCMCIA |
People can’t master computer industry acronyms |
|
PDA |
Public display of affection |
|
PEBCAK |
Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
|
PIBKAC |
Problem is between keyboard and chair |
|
PITA |
Pain in the ass |
|
PM |
Private message |
|
PMFJIB |
Pardon me for jumping in but… |
|
POAHF |
Put on a happy face |
|
::POOF:: |
Goodbye (leaving the room) |
|
POTS |
Plain old telephone service |
|
PU |
That stinks! |
|
QT |
Cutie |
|
RL |
Real life (that is, when not chatting) |
|
ROR |
Raffing out roud (Engrish for “laughing out loud”) |
|
ROTFL |
Rolling on the floor laughing |
|
ROTFLMAO |
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off |
|
ROTFLMAOWPIMP |
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants |
|
ROTFLMBO |
Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off |
|
RPG |
Role-playing games |
|
RSN |
Real soon now |
|
RT |
Real time |
|
RTFM |
Read the f***ing manual |
|
RYO |
Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper) |
|
S^ |
S’up – what’s up |
|
S4L |
Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone’s customer or client) |
|
SHCOON |
Shoot hot coffee out of nose |
|
SEG |
S***-eating grin |
|
SETE |
Smiling ear to ear |
|
SF |
Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site) |
|
SHID |
Slaps head in disgust |
|
SNAFU |
Situation normal, all f***ed up |
|
SO |
Significant other |
|
SOL |
Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck |
|
SOMY |
Sick of me yet? |
|
SOT |
Short on time |
|
SOTMG |
Short on time must go |
|
STFU |
Shut the f**k up |
|
STFW |
Search the f*****g Web |
|
STW |
Search the Web |
|
SU |
Shut up |
|
SUAKM |
Shut up and kiss me |
|
SUP |
What’s up |
|
SWAG |
Stupid wild-a** guess |
|
SWAK |
Sealed with a kiss |
|
SWL |
Screaming with laughter |
|
SYS |
See you soon |
|
TA |
Thanks again |
|
TAFN |
That’s all for now |
|
TANSTAAFL |
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch |
|
TCOY |
Take care of yourself |
|
TFH |
Thread from hell (a discussion that just won’t die and is often irrelevant to the purpose of the forum or group) |
|
TGIF |
Thank God it’s Friday |
|
THX |
Thanks |
|
TIA |
Thanks in advance (used if you post a question and are expecting a helpful reply) |
|
TILII |
Tell it like it is |
|
TLA |
Three-letter acronym |
|
TLK2UL8R |
Talk to you later |
|
TB4U |
Too bad for you |
|
TMI |
Too much information |
|
TNT |
Till next time |
|
TOPCA |
Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term) |
|
TOY |
Thinking of you |
|
TPTB |
The powers that be |
|
TTFN |
Ta-Ta for now |
|
TTT |
Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type) |
|
TTYL |
Talk to you later |
|
TU |
Thank you |
|
TY |
Thank you |
|
TYVM |
Thank you very much |
|
UAPITA |
You’re a pain in the ass |
|
UAF |
Until further notice |
|
UW |
You’re welcome |
|
VBG |
Very big grin |
|
VBSEG |
Very big s***-eating grin |
|
WAG |
Wild a** guess |
|
WAYD |
What are you doing |
|
WB |
Welcome back |
|
WBS |
Write back soon |
|
WDALYIC |
Who died and left you in charge? |
|
WEG |
Wicked evil grin |
|
WFM |
Works for me |
|
WIBNI |
Wouldn’t it be nice if |
|
WT? |
What/who the ? |
|
WTF |
What the F***! |
|
WTFO |
What the F***! Over! |
|
WTG |
Way to go! |
|
WTGP? |
Want to go private? |
|
WU? |
What’s up? |
|
WYSITWIRL |
What you see is TOTALLY WORTHLESS IN REAL LIFE! |
|
WUF? |
Where are you from? |
|
WYSIWYG |
What you see is what you get |
|
YBS |
You’ll be sorry |
|
YGBSM |
You gotta be s***tin’ me! |
|
YMMV |
Your mileage may vary. |
|
YW |
You’re welcome |
Fenomena Fesbuk
Setelah malang melintang di dunia per-fesbuk-an banyak banget fenomena-fenomena yang terkadang lucu, aneh, dan absurd terjadi di fesbuk..
Pertama fenomena dari status update, yang isinya sebagian besar berisi;
- Berisi keluhan, entah itu diputusin pacar, situasi kerjaan yg ga enak, bos yg menyeramkan, kerjaan banyak, etc…
- Bagi yang sedang “in relationship”, saling mengomentarin wall masing2, nanyain udah makan, udah mandi, udah e’ek, kangen, cemburu, berantem, ga inget klo ini public space…paraaah…
- bagi yang tingkat keimanannya “lebih” biasanya mengutip ayat-ayat suci ato hadist buat berdakwah…hmmm lumayan
- yang lagi sakit hati biasanya berusaha kuat, bijaksana dan merasa bisa melewati semua cobaan..
- Jangan lebay pliss, nah ini nih yang paling banyak di update…setiap situasi, setiap jam, setiap menit bakal di update dengan semena-mena….wadooooh
- ada status yang berisi “perang dingin”, saling menyindir seseorang di friendlist-nya biar ada yg ngerasa…ga berani bilang langsung, ya jadinya perang status
Kedua, game aplikasi yang berjamur seantero jagat perfesbukan, mulai dari mafia wars, poker, kuis, dan sebaginya.
- saling tukeran gadget ato ngasih tenaga biar tokoh di game bisa super duper kuat
- moto-moto hewan yang sangat biasa aja tingkat kelucuannya
- cari penerawangan sifat, masa depan, jodoh, rejeki, maut dari indikator nama lengkap, tanggal lahir, kebiasaan, ampe huruf depan nama….ga jelas
Tiga, Foto-foto yang diuplod…naah ini nih yang paling asik buat dikomentarin…
- three words sister…location..location…and location…foto pas berada ditempat-tempat wisata baik didalam negeri atau diluar negeri..
- foto diri (cewe), senyum dibuat-buat, bibir di tebelin ato di tipisin dengan ekspresi alay, foto dari sudut tertentu yang diambil dari atas ato bawah, foto di dalam mobil entah itu mobil sendiri atau mobil orang lain yg penting keliatan “berpunya”, dan ga lupa senyum menggunakan behel dan kacamata item…
- foto diri (cowo), bisa hasil manipulasi sotosop biar keliatan jago grafis padahal pake plugin sotosop juga tinggal klik doank, hobi (kayak basket, musik, fotografi), pas poto jaman sekolah (nah ini nih yg masih hidup di masa lalu)…
- narsis…narsis…narsis…
Empat, group-group sebagai bentuk eksistensi kelompok dan pengakuan oleh khalayak umum
- persamaan rasa simpati dan empati (sejuta fesbuker pendukung evan maho, sejuta fesbuker menolak maho….dsb)
- persamaan rasa benci (grup anti alay, grup anti miskin…)
- persamaan rasa suka, hobi (grup pecinta motor gede, grup pecinta makan duren…)
untuk sementara ini dulu fenomena-fenomena yang bisa di tulis…update akan terus dilakukan seiring waktu dan fenomena-fenomena baru yang muncul…
Lupus
Andai saja obat ini ditemukan pada tahun 2002 dimana seorang bidadari tidak harus terlalu awal menghadap kepada Sang Khalik. Takdir Tuhan memang tidak dapat dihindari, suratan sudah digariskan.
May her soul rest in peace…
gosip
Kata-kata lebih tajam dibandingkan dengan mata pisau. Mungkin ini yang mendasari betapa berbahayanya sebuah gosip.
Keingin-tahuan seseorang terhadap urusan orang lain akan menciptakan persepsi-persepsi yang akan mengaburkan fakta. Beda kepala beda persepsi, semakin banyak kepala akan berbanding lurus dengan kuantitas persepsi yang muncul.
Terbentuk sebuah pembenaran tanpa adanya pembelaan. Kondisi yang tidak menguntungkan memang, tapi itulah gosip. Semakin banyak persepsi yang muncul semakin indah dan menarik untuk diperbincangkan. Benar dan salah menjadi sesuatu yang abstrak.
Akan tetapi bagi pihak yang digosipkan apakah hal tersebut menarik? TIDAK !!
Lalu apabila memang gosip itu benar? Lalu kenapa?…itu bukan urusan anda !!!
love stink
You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can’t win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It’s gonna make you cry
I’ve had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Reff;
(Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
Two by two and side by side
Love’s gonna find you yes it is
You just can’t hide
You’ll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It’s gonna soar
I don’t care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
back to reff
I’ve been through diamonds
I’ve been through minks
I’ve been through it all
Back to reff
by: The J Geils Band
Bidadari
Khayangan tampaknya telah mengutus seorang bidadari ke bumi ini. Parasnya yang ayu dan lembut telah melumpuhkan sistim syaraf, semua hal di dunia ini menjadi abstrak.
Mimpi?…bukan, ini kenyataan, realita yang dibalut dengan imajinasi lebih dari sekedar mimpi, dan bidadari ini masih terlalu indah dibandingkan dengan mimpi. Sesuatu yang nyata, sebuah pribadi yang unik, tingkah laku yang dapat mendobrak belenggu hati.
Bila ia seorang bidadari, lalu dimana sayapnya?…apakah seorang bidadari harus memiliki sayap?…senyumnya yang hangat mampu menerbangkan hati seseorang, jadi bidadari itu tidak perlu sayap karena dia telah memberikan sayap yang lebih indah kepada orang lain.
Iya…aku telah terpesona…
aku sekarat
Dulu…
dulu aku begitu indah…
dulu aku penuh dengan pepohonan yang tumbuh diatas tanahku…
dulu bermacam-macam ikan-ikan berenang riang didalam air ku yang jernih…
dulu udaraku dipenuhi burung-burung yang terbang kesana-kemari dan begitu segar untuk dihirup penghuniku…
dulu bukit-bukit menjulang tinggi, gunung-gunung menantang langit..
dulu dibagian utara dan selatan ku begitu dingin, hamparan es terlihat begitu eksotis..
Sekarang…
aku meronta..
aku kehilangan semua yang indah, penghuniku menjadi serakah..
aku berontak..
aku kembalikan perlakuan kalian kepadaku..
aku marah…
aku goncang diriku, aku semburkan isi perutku ke permukaan, aku kubur penghuniku dengan tanahku, aku menolak air yang turun dari langit..
aku jengah..
aku tidak akan menyisakan penghuniku suatu hari..
Esok…
tidak akan ada hari esok..
aku mengundurkan diri menjadi bumi…
